Say you are lost on a deserted (but hostile) island with?

* Chuck Norris





* Ron Jeremy





* Ric Flair





* Goldust





* and Mr Bean..





^ How would you utilize each and every one of these individuals to





A) Effectively defend yourselves against hordes of strange mutant muck monsters who hide in the thick triple tropical canopy jungles and; who attack with sharp sticks and the skulls of their enemies (which have magical powers and bite!)


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B) Obtain and use materials to set up effective shelter(s), and search for sources of water and food in the island's interior.


Remember! that you and your crew of 5 are surrounded and outnumbered by 100's, possibly 1000's of scary mutant monsters that dwell within the jungle interiors of the island! So you might need to also search for raw materials to create simple but effective improvised weapons!





C) Plan for the long term just in case nobody comes to your rescue anytime soon?

Say you are lost on a deserted (but hostile) island with?
bean would be a human shield for the rest of em.
Reply:mr. bean would be my decoy!!! :)
Reply:chuck would gather fibers ron would weave them into a rope. goldust would climb a tree to tie the rope on a branch. then mr bean would dig my grave after I hung myself so I would have to be on a monster filled island with those people!
Reply:I will never meet any of them in person and don't care too.
Reply:Aloha from Down Unda!


I'd jest swim away %26amp; or pray fer death soon rather than spend too much time worryin bout such grief!


Best wishes
Reply:haha your funny!:D