Has something that is just as effective or more effective then Toilet Paper been invented yet?

If so what is it, if not do you have any ideas?





(I could be wrong but I was under the impression that not all toilet paper was made from Recycled paper)





Why am I asking this, I use too much toilet paper. Recycled no dye toilet paper is either too expensive or if it’s cheap it’s way too hard like sand paper I swear. I don’t like the “folding” method b/c I think it’s gross and I like to be very clean and dry (so no I do not like those wet wipes, they feel nasty until you wipe yourself dry again LOL).





The dilemma is I really do use too much Toilet Paper, and I feel I am the mother of destruction of all trees at the rate I use toilet paper and nose tissue combined LOL, so I’m wondering about my alternatives.





;-)


Currently I am using Scot Extra Soft 600 sheets per roll.


Sometimes I use their cheap 1000 sheets since it lasts me longer then any other LOL (and doesn't feel like sand paper either to me).

Has something that is just as effective or more effective then Toilet Paper been invented yet?
Bidet.
Reply:i have a nice suggestion y dont u grow a tree each month at Ur place or in a garden.





take care of it





no regret at all





:-D
Reply:When one eats more fiber one needs less paper
Reply:wash rags, save em in a diaper pale, wash em seperate from your regular laundry. or get a bidet with douch then the wash cloth can be applied in the dry, and are easier to wash. Feminine hygein is much improved by the "with douch" part and you feel fresher more often..
Reply:According to James Joyce, the best thing to use is the downy neck of a goose! (Not that I've ever tried it.) Maybe you could get yourself a little sheet of thin Teflon and wash it and re-use it...? I'm not trying to be gross, I just don't know what else to suggest.
Reply:i think you should get out more honey, in fact , go to a store and buy a bidet'
Reply:The romans used sponges.


they may be a natural resource, but they could be farmed or synthetic versions created from plant waste, eg cotton.


and they are re-useable.





Punishment detail was to wash the legion's sponges. Nowadays you could just put in the washing machine on quick wash
Reply:How about a bidet?





(EDIT) Drat, the great satan beat me to it.
Reply:yes, there are quite a few ways of inducing total, utter, and permanent constipation. you will start to feel a tad bit of undue pressure behind your corneas for about 3-4 days, but soon will be distracted by other slightly more serious problems for this to become too great a source of gnawing stress.





good luck.
Reply:I can't believe you think this much about your butt wiping paper!


If you're that concerned, wash your privates each time!!!
Reply:Have u thought of adopting a child from one of those poor countries %26amp; getting them 2 lick your a*se clean.


This works 4 rich people so I've been told.
Reply:Do what I do, use a wipe then use a small portion of tissue just to wipe it dry.
Reply:haha, i am the same exact way. Id say just keep using it, you got to wipe your a*s you know!
Reply:paper towels
Reply:a bidet. Every french home has one.





The Japanese have a more sophisticated version that also dries your bum.